Ako: thank you for caling (name of our company), this is (my name) how may i help you?
Caller: yeah hi! is this (name of our company)?
Ako: yes ma'am, how may i help you?
Caller: yeah i want to send money to ...ummm.... you know... umm.... (nag-iisip ata kung sino padadalahan pero umabot ng 10 seconds mahigit ng ka-a-ummmm.)
Ako: Yes a'am?
Caller: anyway... ummm.how mash your rayt todey?
Ako: (ngumisi ako) it's ... (given rate)
Caller: oh! great! kinda owsame big!
Ako: yes ma'am its kinda higher than yesterday (nag-isip ako kung tama nga ba ang sinabi ko, pero bahala na)
Caller: lemme check who i wanted to send the money.
Ako: (ngisi ulit) sure ma'am take your time.
(umabot ng isang minuto. naghintay ako parang commercial break na rin)
Ako: anyway ma'am, kumusta po? nakakaintindi po ba kayo ng tagalog?
Caller: I am sorry but i am not.
Ako: (muntikan na akong humaglapak sa tawa) ah okay.
Madalas akong makausap ng kapwa Pilipino sa telepono, hanggat maari gusto ko silang kausapin sa tagalog hindi dahil trip ko lang kundi di lang talaga ako sanay magsalita ng ingles at di ako bihasa sa puntong yun. (ngisi ulit)
Payn. Alam kong marami sa atin ang nagpupumilit magsalita, trip siguro nila at walang basagan ng trip. Trip-trip ika nga.
Naalala ko yong isang sualt na kumalat 'daw' sa internet at pinagpasapasahan. Nahulog ito sa isang bar sa malate at ayun parang isang scandal na kumalat (mas masahol pa ata sa scandal eh). Ewan ko lang kung trip lang ng gumawa ng sulat na ito o ano. Basta ang sabi ko walang basagan ng trip ha.
Bilang pasasalamat, gusto kong sabihin na kinowt ko ito mula sa librong dilaw ni Bob Ong. Salamat pareng Bob (naks feeling close?)
I am not surprise or wander Dennis leave you.
What reason you can think about but you’re very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I’m realize that he really can’t not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you’re habit of making pakialam all his walks [lakad] and always calling to their house what he go home or this or that and then he say he get ashame to met iether in school or in his family and then asking you to exercise you’re very very, very fat body but you hate it thoughth you’re the most preetiest girls he knows about what do you think you are “Beautiful Girl” of Jose Marie Chan even you are beautiful face to your think? You do not have the right to called me whatsoever or else different name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I’m never call your names iether in the front Dennis or in the back of Dennis, but if you start already calling me different name, I don’t have any other choice but to call you other different name to like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to you’re body that is to a BUDING. You can’t not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I am the more sexier that you when you look to us in mirror. Im repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl.
From: THE SEXIEST GIRL OF D.M
P.S You say that I’m the bad breathe but who is Dennis want to kissed. Me or You? You or me? And the final is me.
Bilang reaksyon sa nabanggit na sulat, mag-iwan ng komento na ikaw ay may natutunan na prinsipyo ayun sa nakasaad sa sulat.